Good things take time.

Babysitting a sourdough starter. Growing tomato plants from seed. Rocks being polished into smooth stone on the edge of a river bank.

All around you, nature is unfolding in its unhurried, sweet-ass time. It does not care about the first of the month or your Instagram stats or the spicy comment you left on someone’s Facebook post last week.

You already know all that, though, because the work you’ve chosen to do is about the body, and the body also likes to take its sweet-ass time. To heal, to learn, to calm down.

There’s really only one place where speed is valued and going at your own pace is for losers, and that’s the world of online marketing. 

Yeah. Fuck that.

This fall I'll be sharing a series of 5 workshops for wellness professionals who are bone-tired from chasing the algorithms and ready to coax their marketing strategy into a glowing, sustainable fire that doesn’t sputter out or consume everything in its path.

Slow Marketing is marketing that breathes.

Instead of appeasing algorithms, Slow Marketing is built on a foundation of trust, connection, and timeless marketing strategies that don't stop working just because what's trending on social media has changed.

In this introductory training, you’ll learn the Slow Marketing Framework for marketing your business in a way that feels fully aligned with your values, your day-to-day energy, and your soul.

5:00 meditation & intention setting

5:30 main training

6:00 group discussion and Q&A

6:15 live coaching (as time allows)

6:30 wrapping it up

Sign up for one or all of the Slow Marketing Workshops.

Our first workshop is about integrity.

We'll explore

You'll learn to see sales as service instead of manipulation or pick-me vibes, generosity as a marketing strategy, and how to make sure you deliver on your promises.